Worst Startup Headlines of the Year

Clara Byrne shares some of the worst press release headlines she’s seen this year at VentureBeat.

In the interest of public service, here are some of the worst press release and pitch email titles of 2011 and our notes on how to avoid making next year’s list. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

The winner has to be this one:

Startup X’s Scalable, Modular System Combines Shared-Nothing MPP Relational Database with Enterprise-Class Apache Hadoop for Structured and Unstructured Data Co-processing

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